Live your whole
life in Lagos
Write JAMB. Hustle. Drive across Third Mainland Bridge at sunset. Marry, build on land with a real C of O, and pass it on. Every naira you hold, you earned.
- In Lagos it’s
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- Weather
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- Petrol / dollar
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- Living here now
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Private jets and Abuja
Buy a plane from a Cessna to a Gulfstream, paint it your colours and fly it to Abuja, our new city. Or book Air Peace or Ibom Air, and race your friends to see who lands first.
Start flyingOne life, start to finish
Time runs on Lagos time, sped up: a day passes in 24 minutes, a year in six days. The city keeps living when you log off.
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Born
Fate deals your family: Sapa Pikin in Mushin or Nepo Baby in Lekki. No rerolls.
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School
Write WAEC and JAMB. UNILAG on ₦190k a year, or Pan-Atlantic if Daddy can pay. Pray ASUU behaves.
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Hustle
POS stand to partner at a law firm, or remote dev paid in dollars. Promotions are earned.
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Build
Rent in Yaba, buy land in Epe with a real C of O, build, let it out. Watch for omonile.
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Legacy
Marry, raise children, grow old. When you go, your heir inherits what you built.